sitting in bed with last night’s makeup still on and a pounding fucking hangover is making me consider creative protest about this Plan B bullshit.
like a million people with smeared makeup and sex hair and clothes obviously thrown back on wrinkled from the bedroom floor and maybe last night’s underwear in their back pocket, descending on the Health & Human Services offices with broken used condoms demanding Plan B.
WalkOfShameOccupyHHS
also I seriously want to know where my angry emails are from Planned Parenthood calling this an outrage. where the hell is Cecile Richards inviting me to be on a blogger call where she patiently explains how we got fucked again by the woman HHS secretary and the goddamn Democrat in the White House.
Dear Mr. President: The fundies are going to vote for Michele Bachmann no matter what you do to appease them. The people who helped elect you? Were having LOTS of ill-advised campaign sex. I mean maybe that’s a long-term election strategy? Get all your supporters knocked up?
I have been getting THE MOST obnoxious emails from Cecile Richards since making a one-time donation to Planned Parenthood. This is part of one:
“At midnight tonight we’ll shut the books on one of the most important membership drives in Planned Parenthood’s 95-year history. I’m looking for your name, Lisa, on the list of people who have joined or renewed — and with just a few hours left to give, I don’t see it. I’m hoping that’s an oversight and you’ve already made your contribution.”
An organization that sends out emails like that is one I’m very wary about giving money to. But I do want to know where my obnoxious email about emergency birth control is — and if one doesn’t show up, I’m going to be pretty convinced that Planned Parenthood’s biggest worry is staying solvent, and that they’re basically only willing to step into the political arena when they need to keep themselves from getting shut down. But larger issues of reproductive health? If they aren’t directly affected, they’ll stay out.
